Derek Dimpfl

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Celebrity Endorsements

Jeff Ross
What's your real name, Napoleon Not-so-Dynamite?
Aries Spears
You look like Andy Dick's dick.
Jamar Neighbors
Please welcome to the stage: Darian Dimples!
Dave Attell
This teddybear has teeth!

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Catch a Show

Derek hosts a show every Thursday at Gnar Bar in the heart of Downtown Austin's Dirty 6th St historic district.
Where
219 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
When
Tuesday 8 PM Thursday 10 PM